Students, Suicides and Three Idiots !!!!!

Media would link anything to a popular topic these days, Three Idiots a hit movie portrays the Suicide of a student cause of academic pressure and that's it, here we go, now all the suicides committed within the student community is hooked to the movie and the director Raju Hirani. The provocative scenes, dialogues and last but not the least the emotional song about wasted childhood and youth, yeah powerfull enough to drag someone to suicide, anytime !!!!

Some wasted combination's of sprem and eggs, hanging on a piece of thread, making it to the news itself is a great thing, adding to the agony our media tags it to one of the best creations ever in Indian cinema. Our media is great in linking up stuff, ISI's hand in Gujarat earthquake was almost proven by our media. (Tsunami was tagged to Al- Qaeda).

God, I thank you for just one reason, that rapes are not happening within the student community. If that would have been the case, Raju Hirani's character Chathur would have been responsible for inducing "Balatkar" as well. Over and above,our student community,frequent Vada Paav eaters would even tag their farts to this movie. I would not be amazed if our media comrades, report a story about some jerk who commits a suicide cause he was being called silencer within the campus. Raju be prepared, you have done a crime, not because you did something wrong, cause you said that something is actually going wrong.

At a broader level the point raised by the movie, is that our nation is a cultivation land for MNC's, now they are sowing engineering seeds, earlier it used to be nursing, decades ago accounting was sowed and reaped!!!!!. Since procreation is our known recreation we would not go short in supply.

For all the Teenagers committing suicide from now on, please ensure that your suicide note,not only talks about you being responsible for the act but also the fact that a hilarious movie is not good enough to shaken up your balls. I hope the student community is still left with a bit of it - Balls!!!!!

Tiger, I hope you read this !!!!!!

People always called me “Buji”, in Malayalam that means a creative type. Could always crack a joke at any point of life, could always think and talk from a perspective that normal beings don’t. But I would not agree, because being eccentric was always out of the trend. Yet there are some thoughts that came in, flashed and kept me blinking for quite sometime. These thoughts made me laugh and think and quite a few of my fellow beings seemed to be excited about them.

Indian media has started of the year with rape, molestation and charges against top guns, world media kicked it off two weeks ahead off the New Year with a famous sports person proving his worth, off the play ground as well. But is it worth it, come on let’s be honest how many of us are actually true to our partners, Married men stare at women in India to such an extend that, the lady might have burn marks if the line of sight is maintained for a given threshold of time. We enjoyed reading the infidelity stories of Mr.Woods, but is infidelity just about sleeping around with some one else, I would beg to differ.

Okay, let’s stop the infidelity discussion right there; I personally believe men are much more than sperm bags. The first thing that came into my mind when Accenture pulled out as a sponsor for Tiger was the fact that, the company must have waited. If he would have got the family back on track and won another PGA, that would have benefited the company much more, but then does it matter. Will I stop outsourcing work to a cheaper location, because my vendors poster boy slept around with a cock tail waitress!!!!!!.

Tiger calm down, I do not think you have a good agent with you, with all the due respect, I would say if I would have been your public relations guy, your off field talents would have been sold off at a much higher price. Imagine a company leveraging your talent off the field, to sell its products. Let’s say a condom company, I would say the captions could range from “Be a tiger on the Bed”. Why would not I make John Abraham wear a low waist denim and launch an undergarment with the name Tiger, the add could have a story board of Chicks falling for John when he picks up something that had fallen from him, (Usually guys reveal their stuff within bending down or grabbing something above shoulder)I would say the promos for your Undergarment brand could be “ The tiger within”. Tiger let’s stop right there, I hope to see you on golf courses, winning championships again. Becoming a tiger might be easy, but being one is tough !!!!!!